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	<title>Douglas Clegg</title>
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		<title>For Writers</title>
		<link>http://douglasclegg.com/2010/03/05/for-writers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 17:19:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Douglas Clegg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just came across a great book if you're stuck as a writer or trying to figure out your writing. It certainly has helped me.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just came across a great book if you&#8217;re stuck as a writer or trying to figure out your writing. It certainly has helped me.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s called The War of Art by Steven Pressfield. I highly recommend it. It&#8217;s in both print and ebook form.</p>
<p><a href="http://home.stevenpressfield.com/books/war_art.asp" target="_blank"><img style="border: 0pt none; margin: 3px;" title="War of Art by Steven Pressfield" src="http://douglasclegg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/WarofArtPressfield.jpg" alt="The War of Art by Steven Pressfield" width="267" height="400" /></a></p>
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		<title>Halloween Candy: Three Tales of Horror</title>
		<link>http://douglasclegg.com/2009/09/27/halloween-candy-three-tales-of-horror/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 17:28:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Douglas Clegg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Trick or Treat! I've got a little ebook for you -- and something you can pass around to friends, too.]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://douglasclegg.com/newsletter">Get it here.</a></p>
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		<title>The Isis Excerpt Ebook</title>
		<link>http://douglasclegg.com/2009/09/23/696/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 04:18:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Douglas Clegg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Isis haunts an ebook! Get the excerpt ebook now, and pass the haunting on to your friends. Nothing says lovin' like something from beyond the grave...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Click the link below to pull up the free excerpt ebook for Isis &#8212; including links to getting the book, playing the game and watching the book trailer.</p>
<p>Enjoy! To make it larger, just use the various controls near the top of the screen (zoom, go to full screen, etc.)</p>
<p><a style="margin: 12px auto 6px auto; font-family: Helvetica,Arial,Sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; -x-system-font: none; display: block; text-decoration: underline;" title="View Isis by Douglas Clegg, a haunted excerpt on Scribd" href="http://www.scribd.com/doc/20082577/Isis-by-Douglas-Clegg-a-haunted-excerpt">Click here to bring it up in a new browser window.</a> <object id="doc_721443720012540" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="550" height="600" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="name" value="doc_721443720012540" /><param name="align" value="middle" /><param name="quality" value="high" /><param name="play" value="true" /><param name="loop" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showall" /><param name="wmode" value="opaque" /><param name="devicefont" value="false" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#ffffff" /><param name="menu" value="true" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="mode" value="list" /><param name="src" value="http://d1.scribdassets.com/ScribdViewer.swf?document_id=20082577&amp;access_key=key-1fv7g4lrti0jwhi2em95&amp;page=1&amp;version=1&amp;viewMode=list" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed id="doc_721443720012540" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="550" height="600" src="http://d1.scribdassets.com/ScribdViewer.swf?document_id=20082577&amp;access_key=key-1fv7g4lrti0jwhi2em95&amp;page=1&amp;version=1&amp;viewMode=list" mode="list" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" menu="true" bgcolor="#ffffff" devicefont="false" wmode="opaque" scale="showall" loop="true" play="true" quality="high" align="middle" name="doc_721443720012540"></embed></object></p>
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		<title>BRAND SPANKIN&#8217; NEW WIDGETY GOODNESS</title>
		<link>http://douglasclegg.com/2009/09/06/brand-spankin-new-widgety-goodness/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 20:05:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Douglas Clegg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did you play the Isis game -- that's reached nearly half a million gamers so far? Well, get the widget and find out what you missed out on.]]></description>
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		<title>IN THE CLOSET &#8212; THE WATER CLOSET, THAT IS&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://douglasclegg.com/2009/09/04/in-the-closet-water-closet-that-is/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 14:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Douglas Clegg</dc:creator>
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Dear Necropolitan Reader,
Who can resist a website that purports to be &#8220;a roadside attraction on the information highway, dedicated to toilets-in-art?&#8221;
I certainly can&#8217;t!  Check out the Toilet Museum now.
It must be seen to be believed. You will never look at a john, a crapper, a porcelain god or a turkish horror in the same [...]]]></description>
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<h6><span style="font-size: medium;">Dear Necropolitan Reader,</span></h6>
<p>Who can resist a website that purports to be &#8220;a roadside attraction on the information highway, dedicated to toilets-in-art?&#8221;</p>
<p>I certainly can&#8217;t!  <a href="http://www.toiletmuseum.com/index.php" target="_blank">Check out the Toilet Museum now.</a></p>
<p>It must be seen to be believed. You will never look at a john, a crapper, a porcelain god or a turkish horror in the same way again.</p>
<p>For the gossip-rag lovers, you even get celebrity potty sightings &#8212; like Jude Law and Ewen McGregor, sharing a private moment at home &#8212; ah, the morning ritual of tea and newspapers, a good bath and a good&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.toiletmuseum.com/index.php"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-666" title="judeandewan2" src="http://douglasclegg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/judeandewan2-300x283.jpg" alt="judeandewan2" width="300" height="283" /></a></p>
<p>Coming up in Necropolitan Life: The Oddest, Most Bizarre Stuff Ever!</p>
<p>Stay tuned!</p>
<h6><span style="font-size: medium;">Douglas Clegg</span></h6>
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		<title>HOLY BUG-EYED ART!</title>
		<link>http://douglasclegg.com/2009/09/02/holy-bug-eyed-art/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 17:30:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Douglas Clegg</dc:creator>
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File under: Beautiful art, insects, beetles, bug-eyed, art with a twist

Dear Necropolitan Reader,

Corpse art &#8212; I love it! And when it comes to bugs, why waste all that chitiny-goodness? Today&#8217;s Necropolitan Life deals with the arts and an artist who works in dead things &#8212; beetle carcasses to be specific.
His name is Jan Fabre, and [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: left;">File under: Beautiful art, insects, beetles, bug-eyed, art with a twist</p>
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<h6 style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;">Dear Necropolitan Reader,</span></h6>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Corpse art &#8212; I love it! And when it comes to bugs, why waste all that chitiny-goodness? Today&#8217;s Necropolitan Life deals with the arts and an artist who works in dead things &#8212; beetle carcasses to be specific.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">His name is Jan Fabre, and he lives and works in Antwerp.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">He produces beautiful, odd sculptures with a variety of materials &#8212; including bone. But the beetle work is my favorite &#8212; it looks classical, yet it includes thousands of little beetle corpses. It&#8217;s like a beautiful catacomb of bugs.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.sculpture.org/documents/scmag04/march04/fabre/fabre.shtml" target="_blank"><img class="alignleft" style="border: 0pt none;" title="beetle" src="../wp-content/uploads/2009/09/beetle.jpg" alt="beetle" width="226" height="339" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">I couldn&#8217;t include the image here, but click the link below to see some of his work.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Fabre says, of his &#8220;Heaven of Delight&#8221; piece (<a href="http://www.sculpture.org/documents/scmag04/march04/fabre/fab10.jpg" target="_blank">pictured here</a>, as part of the Royal Palace in Brussels) : &#8220;I was involved with Heaven of Delight for three years, although actual work on  the ceiling took three months. This sculpture/drawing comprises 1.4 million  jewel beetle shells. My first drawings in blue ballpoint were created by  following insects on paper—the splitting of space. Next, I proceeded to replace  the ballpoint line by the insect itself.&#8221; <a href="http://www.sculpture.org/documents/scmag04/march04/fabre/fabre.shtml" target="_blank">Read the full interview here &#8212; and see some of his strange yet beautiful art.</a></p>
<p>As many of you know, I love insects. I worked in the Insect Zoo at the Smithsonian in its first year when I was a teenager, and have always been fascinated by the little buggers.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Dead things are seriously underused in the art world &#8212; after all, why NOT become part of art after death? Why just rot in the ground? I think these beetles would be proud to adorn this man&#8217;s art.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Enjoy! (And the stag beetle pictured here is not from his art &#8212; it&#8217;s just another satisfied Necropolitan Life reader.)</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Douglas Clegg</p>
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		<title>NECROPOLITAN CURES: FROM THE AD VAULT</title>
		<link>http://douglasclegg.com/2009/09/01/instantaneous-cure/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 13:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Douglas Clegg</dc:creator>
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Dear Necropolitan Reader, 
Don&#8217;t you just love advertising from a bygone era? Who knew so much coke, heroin, liquor and even chloroform was doled out to grannies and babies and those tired mothers who needed a good calming sleep?
And what about that toothache?  Rub a little coke on it, and it&#8217;ll go away fast!


From Pill [...]]]></description>
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<h6 style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: medium;">Dear Necropolitan Reader, </span></h6>
<p style="text-align: left;">Don&#8217;t you just love advertising from a bygone era? Who knew so much coke, heroin, liquor and even chloroform was doled out to grannies and babies and those tired mothers who needed a good calming sleep?</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">And what about that toothache?  Rub a little coke on it, and it&#8217;ll go away fast!</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.pharmacytechs.net/blog/old-school-medicine-ads" target="_blank"><img class="size-full wp-image-621 alignnone" style="border: 0pt none; margin-top: 4px; margin-bottom: 4px;" title="cocainedrops" src="http://douglasclegg.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/cocainedrops.jpg" alt="Ma, my old rotted tooth feels better already!" width="475" height="292" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://www.pharmacytechs.net/blog/old-school-medicine-ads" target="_blank">From Pill Talk.</a></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Be sure and go to the website for <a href="http://www.pharmacytechs.net/blog/old-school-medicine-ads" target="_blank">Pill Talk </a>to see all of the old drug ads &#8212; a very funny, disturbing site.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">&#8211; Douglas Clegg</p>
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		<title>NECROPOLITAN DELIGHTS: WHAT THE @$%! IS THE THING?</title>
		<link>http://douglasclegg.com/2009/08/31/exhibits-of-the-darned-the-thing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 05:35:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Douglas Clegg</dc:creator>
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Dear Necropolitan Liver (hmm, somehow that doesn&#8217;t sound right):
You love the disturbing, vaguely nightmarish roadside attractions out there in the middle-of-nowhere hellholes of America, right?
I know I do.  To me, it&#8217;s not a road trip if it doesn&#8217;t involve stopping in some godforsaken spot for some oddball site or bizarre experience. And one of [...]]]></description>
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<h6><span style="font-size: medium;">Dear Necropolitan Liver (hmm, somehow that doesn&#8217;t sound right):</span></h6>
<p>You love the disturbing, vaguely nightmarish roadside attractions out there in the middle-of-nowhere hellholes of America, right?</p>
<p>I know I do.  To me, it&#8217;s not a road trip if it doesn&#8217;t involve stopping in some godforsaken spot for some oddball site or bizarre experience. And one of the most memorable was running into THE THING.</p>
<h6><span style="font-size: medium;">Ever see THE THING?</span></h6>
<p>Few roadside attractions are MORE bizarre than The Thing &#8212; that grand-daddy of southwestern gas station stopovers that blows away the rest in its sheer weirdness and twisty corridors.</p>
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<p>When we drove with friends across the desert one Christmas holiday, we stopped at the nearly-unavoidable roadside attraction.</p>
<p>Now, the southwest is full of bizarre, unusual and downright messed-up little roadside attractions with snakes, scorpions, two-headed babies in jars&#8230;but The Thing was something more impressive than most &#8212; for all the right reasons.</p>
<h6><span style="font-size: medium;">The rule of a Roadside Attraction is:</span></h6>
<p>The exhibit can never be as disturbing or creepy as imagining the person &#8212; and the deranged mind &#8212; that  put the attraction together in the first place.</p>
<p>The Thing satisfies on oh so many levels.</p>
<p>First, the entry fee  (back then &#8212; several years ago)  was about 75 cents . Good price! I believe the price has only gone up very slightly in the intervening years.</p>
<p>Then, you have to walk down these hallways full of Tim Burtonesque desert driftwood &#8212; and it predates Tim Burton &#8212; until you come to the most bizarre exhibit I&#8217;ve ever seen in my life:</p>
<p>A torture chamber, with women being whipped and people being beheaded (or at least, that&#8217;s how I remember it) &#8212; all carved from tree stumps.  Creepy! And yet compelling. And yet&#8230;creepy.</p>
<h6><span style="font-size: medium;">And then, like the cherry on this bizarro sundae &#8212; right next to the crushed nuts &#8212; there&#8217;s the Nazi car.</span></h6>
<p>This vehicle is made all the more disturbing because someone put it  in this collection with the wood-stump torture chamber and The Thing itself and those Tim Burtonesque mangly desert-wood creatures.</p>
<p>What old crazy desert rat spent a lifetime amassing this collection? It&#8217;s not the current owners. It was someone who had a dark imagination, and maybe the kind that spilled into daily life. The Nazi car did it for me. And I hadn&#8217;t even seen The Thing at that point.</p>
<p>And it&#8217;s disturbing to have gone through the corridors to that goal &#8212; that Thing &#8212; but when you get to the Thing, it&#8217;s not shocking as much as it is just another spoonful of &#8220;Danger, Will Robinson!&#8221;</p>
<h6><span style="font-size: medium;">Should I reveal what it is?</span></h6>
<p>Naw.</p>
<p>You&#8217;ve got to see it for yourself. After visits to The Thing and to some other roadside attractions, I decided to write a horror version of this kind of place when I wrote my story, <em>The Attraction</em>.</p>
<h6><span style="font-size: medium;">Take the video tour:</span></h6>
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<p>The Thing  is off that odd stretch of the 10 Freeway between Phoenix and Tucson &#8212; in an area of the desert with the strange name: Dragoon, Arizona. Plan your next vacation around it! It has earned its spot among the Places of Eternal Darnation.</p>
<p>Best,</p>
<p>Douglas Clegg</p>
<p>p.s. Come back tomorrow for &#8220;Drug Deal With the Devil, or Why Great-Great-Grammy was a Junkie.&#8221;</p>
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<h5>If you&#8217;re going to some weird, unusual, off-beat place &#8211;</h5>
<p>Take a photo, email it to me at DClegg@DouglasClegg.com, and if I post  it here at Necropolitan Life, I&#8217;ll run a photo credit and link to your blog or website.</p>
<p>Where you going, down that desolate road to nowhere?</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Check these beauties out! Avatars for your every message board, chat, instant-messaging, bloggish needs. ]]></description>
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<p><span style="font-size: small;">I love avatars.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: small;">I use them all the time on message boards, in chat, instant-messaging, blogs and elsewhere.  What&#8217;s an avatar? It&#8217;s a little square box that sometimes has a person&#8217;s photo or else  other fun or interesting imagery.</span></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" title="Isis Avatar - Skeleton army" src="/wp-content/themes/douglasclegg/images/IsisDownloads/bones.gif" alt="" width="80" height="80" /> <img class="alignnone" title="Isis Avatar - Falling" src="/wp-content/themes/douglasclegg/images/IsisDownloads/falling.gif" alt="" width="80" height="80" /> <img class="alignnone" title="Isis Avatar - Tomb Lamp" src="/wp-content/themes/douglasclegg/images/IsisDownloads/lamp.gif" alt="" width="80" height="80" /> <img class="alignnone" title="Isis Avatar - Moon" src="/wp-content/themes/douglasclegg/images/IsisDownloads/moon.gif" alt="" width="80" height="80" /> <img class="alignnone" title="Isis Avatar - Isis Walks" src="/wp-content/themes/douglasclegg/images/IsisDownloads/walking.gif" alt="" width="80" height="80" /></p>
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<li> <span style="font-size: small;">Pick an avatar</span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: small;">Right-click on it and &#8220;Save as&#8221; or &#8220;Save Picture As&#8221; &#8212; to your computer.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: small;">Then, from your computer, upload it to your message board icon/avatar account or elsewhere.<br />
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<p><span style="font-size: small;">Sean Akers, at SeanAkers.com, designed these cool avatars from Glenn Chadbourne&#8217;s illustrations for my book Isis, which hits bookstores September 29, 2009.  Grab them, use them, play with them &#8212; and help spread the word about ISIS. Thank you.</span></p>
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